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the cat wanted to hold my hand but i was so confused because of my poor grades and because ryan gosling is so hot for no reason

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猫は私の手を握りたかったのですが、成績が悪く、ライアン・ゴズリングが理由もなくとても暑いので、私はとても混乱しました

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The cat wanted to hold my hand, but I was very confused because of poor grades and Ryan Gosling was so hot for no reason.

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猫は私の手を握りたがっていましたが、成績が悪かったので私は非常に混乱し、ライアン・ゴズリングは理由もなくとても暑かったです。

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The cat wanted to hold my hand, but I was very confused because of the poor grades, and Ryan Gosling was very hot for no reason.

INTO JAPANESE

猫は私の手を握りたがっていましたが、成績が悪かったのでとても混乱し、ライアン・ゴズリングは理由もなくとても暑かったです。

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The cat wanted to hold my hand, but it was so confusing because of his poor grades, and Ryan Gosling was very hot for no reason.

INTO JAPANESE

猫は私の手を握りたがっていましたが、成績が悪かったのでとても混乱し、ライアン・ゴズリングは理由もなくとても暑かったです。

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The cat wanted to hold my hand, but it was so confusing because of his poor grades, and Ryan Gosling was very hot for no reason.