YOU SAID:
The cat pooped on my doorstep
INTO JAPANESE
猫が私の玄関先でうんちをしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The cat pooped on my doorstep
INTO JAPANESE
猫が私の玄関先でうんちをしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The cat pooped on my doorstep
That didn't even make that much sense in English.