YOU SAID:
the cat is on the self
INTO JAPANESE
猫は自分の上にいる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cats are on top of themselves.
INTO JAPANESE
猫は自分の上にいる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The cat is on top of himself.
INTO JAPANESE
その猫は自分の上にいる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The cat is on top of himself.
Come on, you can do better than that.