YOU SAID:
the cat is on the mat and i am on the hat
INTO JAPANESE
猫はマットの上にいて、私は帽子の上にいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The cat is on the mat and I'm on the hat
INTO JAPANESE
猫はマットの上にいて、私は帽子の上にいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The cat is on the mat and I'm on the hat
That didn't even make that much sense in English.