YOU SAID:
the Cat in the hat will murder us if ever given the chance
INTO JAPANESE
帽子をかぶった猫は、チャンスを与えられたら私たちを殺します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cat with hat kills us when given the chance
INTO JAPANESE
帽子をかぶった猫はチャンスを与えられたら私たちを殺す
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cat with hat kills us when given the chance
That didn't even make that much sense in English.