YOU SAID:

the cat farted on chloes head and then sharted on jacks head it politely tapped erins head

INTO JAPANESE

猫はクロエの頭でおならをした後、ジャックの頭でシャーティングし、エリンの頭を丁寧に叩きました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The cat flatuled with Chloe's head, then shattered with Jack's head and politely tapped Erin's head.

INTO JAPANESE

猫はクロエの頭で平らになり、ジャックの頭で粉々になり、エリンの頭を丁寧にたたいた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The cat flattened on Chloe's head, shattered on Jack's head, and gently tapped on Erin's head.

INTO JAPANESE

猫はクロエの頭を平らにし、ジャックの頭を粉砕し、エリンの頭をそっとたたいた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The cat flattened Chloe's head, crushed Jack's head, and gently tapped Erin's head.

INTO JAPANESE

猫はクロエの頭を平らにし、ジャックの頭を押しつぶし、エリンの頭をそっとたたいた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The cat flattened Chloe's head, crushed Jack's head, and gently tapped Erin's head.