YOU SAID:
the cat eat the phone and the phone eat the cat
INTO JAPANESE
猫は電話を食べ、電話は猫を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cat eats phone, phone eats cat
INTO JAPANESE
猫は電話を食べる、電話は猫を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cat eats phone, phone eats cat
That didn't even make that much sense in English.