YOU SAID:
The cat drank and drank and cried and then decided to drunk drive and crash into tesco
INTO JAPANESE
猫は飲んで飲んで泣いた後、飲酒運転してテスコに衝突することにしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
After drinking, drinking and crying, the cat decided to drive drunk and collide with Tesco
INTO JAPANESE
飲んで飲んで泣いた後、猫は飲酒運転を決意しテスコに衝突
BACK INTO ENGLISH
After drinking, drinking and crying, the cat decides to drive drunk and collides with Tesco
INTO JAPANESE
飲んで飲んで泣いた後、猫は飲酒運転を決意しテスコに衝突
BACK INTO ENGLISH
After drinking, drinking and crying, the cat decides to drive drunk and collides with Tesco
That didn't even make that much sense in English.