YOU SAID:
the cat can cut the coat, and calculate the can in a cab and cackle with the chiken in the kitchen
INTO JAPANESE
猫はコートを切ることができ、タクシーの缶を計算し、キッチンの鶏と一緒にカックルすることができます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cats can cut coats, calculate cans of taxis and cuckold with chickens in the kitchen
INTO JAPANESE
猫はコートをカットし、タクシーの缶を計算し、台所で鶏とカッコールドすることができます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cats can cut coats, calculate cans of taxis and cuckold with chickens in the kitchen
That didn't even make that much sense in English.