YOU SAID:
The cat ate my baby and my shoes
INTO JAPANESE
猫は私の赤ちゃんと私の靴を食べ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cat eats my baby and my shoes
INTO JAPANESE
猫は私の赤ちゃんと私の靴を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cat eats my baby and my shoes
That didn't even make that much sense in English.