YOU SAID:
The car was hit by the mother of all burd turds!
INTO JAPANESE
車はすべてのげっぷちのタードの母親にぶつかった!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The car hit all the belching tarde mothers!
INTO JAPANESE
車はすべてのげっぷのタールの母親にぶつかった!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The car hit the mother of all the belching tars!
INTO JAPANESE
車はすべてのげっぷタールの母親にぶつかった!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The car hit all the burp tar mothers!
INTO JAPANESE
車はすべてのげっぷタールの母親にぶつかった!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The car hit all the burp tar mothers!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.