YOU SAID:
The cakes are almost to beautiful to eat!
INTO JAPANESE
ケーキはほとんど美しく食べます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat cake almost beautifully!
INTO JAPANESE
私はケーキをほとんど美しく食べます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat cake almost beautifully!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.