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the buttons on my keyboard are replaced with fingernails and also some dried up earwax

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私のキーボードのボタンは爪と交換され、耳元まで乾燥しています

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My keyboard buttons are exchanged for nails and are dry to the ears

INTO JAPANESE

私のキーボードのボタンは爪のために交換され、耳に乾いています

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My keyboard buttons are exchanged for nails and dry in my ears

INTO JAPANESE

私のキーボードのボタンは爪のために交換され、私の耳の中で乾く

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My keyboard buttons are exchanged for the nails and dry in my ears

INTO JAPANESE

私のキーボードのボタンは、爪のために交換され、私の耳の中で乾く

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My keyboard buttons are exchanged for the nails and dry in my ears