YOU SAID:
The bullet is dumb, but the bayonet is smart.
INTO JAPANESE
弾丸はダムが、銃剣はスマート。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bullets dam is smart bayonet.
INTO JAPANESE
弾丸ダムはスマートの銃剣であります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bullets dam is smart bayonet.
You've done this before, haven't you.