YOU SAID:
The boy’s sort of stepfather is a grasshopper.
INTO JAPANESE
その少年の義父は草むらだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The boy's father-in-law is grassy.
INTO JAPANESE
その少年の岳父は草むらだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The boy's father-in-law is grassy.
You've done this before, haven't you.