YOU SAID:
The bottel goes blorp and me gusta.
INTO JAPANESE
ボトルは爆発し、私はガスタになります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The bottle explodes and I'm Gusta.
INTO JAPANESE
瓶が爆発して私はガスタです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The bottle explodes and I'm Gusta.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.