YOU SAID:
the boogie man tries eating children's boogers at five in the morning.
INTO JAPANESE
ブギーマンは朝5時に子供の鼻くそを食べようとします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The Boogeyman tries to eat a child's booger at 5am.
INTO JAPANESE
ブギーマンは午前 5 時に子供の鼻くそを食べようとします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The Boogeyman tries to eat a child's booger at 5am.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.