YOU SAID:
the blobfish ate my grandmother with his pearly whites
INTO JAPANESE
ブロブフィッシュは私の祖母を真珠のような白身で食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Blobfish ate my grandmother with pearly whites
INTO JAPANESE
ブロブフィッシュは真珠のような白身の祖母を食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Blobfish ate pearly white grandmother
INTO JAPANESE
ブロブフィッシュは真珠のように白いおばあちゃんを食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Blobfish ate a pearly white granny
INTO JAPANESE
ブロブフィッシュが真珠のような白いおばあちゃんを食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Blobfish ate a pearly white granny
That didn't even make that much sense in English.