YOU SAID:
the black man next to me can't dance
INTO JAPANESE
私の隣に黒人が踊ることはできません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Blacks can not dance next to me.
INTO JAPANESE
私の隣には、黒人は踊ることができません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Next to me, black people cannot dance.
INTO JAPANESE
ここに来て座って
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Come sit next to me.
INTO JAPANESE
ここに来て座って
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Come sit next to me.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.