YOU SAID:
the birch floats in the water, as the birch cannot and will not sink, unlike your mom you idiot
INTO JAPANESE
シラカバは水に浮かんでいます。シラカバは沈むことができず、沈むこともありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Birch is floating on the water. Birch cannot sink and will not sink.
INTO JAPANESE
バーチは水に浮かんでいます。バーチは沈むことができず、沈みません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Birch is floating on the water. Birch cannot sink and does not sink.
INTO JAPANESE
バーチは水に浮かんでいます。バーチは沈むことができず、沈まない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Birch is floating on the water. Birch cannot sink and does not sink.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.