YOU SAID:
the bigger your hair is the closer you are to jesus
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの髪が大きくなるほどイエスに近づく
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your hair grows bigger and closer to Jesus
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの髪はイエスに近づくほど大きくなります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your hair gets bigger as you approach Jesus
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの髪はイエスに近づくにつれて大きくなります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your hair grows bigger as you approach Jesus.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの髪はイエスに近づくにつれて大きくなります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your hair grows bigger as you approach Jesus.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.