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the big hairy testicles bounce around
INTO JAPANESE
大きな毛むくじゃらの睾丸が跳ね回る
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big hairy testicles bouncing around
INTO JAPANESE
大きくて毛むくじゃらの睾丸が跳ね回る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Big, hairy testicles bouncing around
INTO JAPANESE
大きくて毛むくじゃらの睾丸が跳ね回る
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium