YOU SAID:
the big dog jumped over the hill and then crashed into a cacti where it then ate a toad
INTO JAPANESE
大きな犬が丘を飛び越えてサボテンにぶつかり、そこでヒキガエルを食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A big dog jumped over the hill and hit a cactus, where we ate a toad
INTO JAPANESE
大きな犬が丘を飛び越えてサボテンにぶつかりました、そこで我々はヒキガエルを食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A big dog jumped over the hill and hit a cactus, so we ate a toad
INTO JAPANESE
大きな犬が丘を飛び越えてサボテンにぶつかったので、ヒキガエルを食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A big dog jumped over the hill and hit a cactus, so I ate a toad
INTO JAPANESE
大きな犬が丘を飛び越えてサボテンにぶつかったので、ヒキガエルを食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A big dog jumped over the hill and hit a cactus, so I ate a toad
That didn't even make that much sense in English.