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the big brown dog killed the cat with a large machete whilst being drunk

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大きな茶色の犬が酔っ払って大きなナタで猫を殺した

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A big brown dog got drunk and killed a cat with a big machete

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大きな茶色の犬が酔って大きなナタで猫を殺した

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A big brown dog got drunk and killed a cat with a big machete