YOU SAID:
The big and euphoric cat decided to take lasagna and bologna. After eating, I had hair loss in the break room. He wanted to hide it from the owner, so he paid an okapi to consume it.
INTO JAPANESE
大きくて陶酔した猫は、ラザニアとボローニャを取ることにしました。食べた後、休憩室で抜け毛がありました。彼はそれを所有者から隠したかったので、彼はそれを消費するためにオカピを支払いました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The big and euphoric cat decided to take lasagna and bologna. After eating, I had hair loss in the break room. He wanted to hide it from the owner, so he paid an okapi to consume it.
INTO JAPANESE
大きくて陶酔した猫は、ラザニアとボローニャを取ることにしました。食べた後、休憩室で抜け毛がありました。彼はそれを所有者から隠したかったので、彼はそれを消費するためにオカピを支払いました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The big and euphoric cat decided to take lasagna and bologna. After eating, I had hair loss in the break room. He wanted to hide it from the owner, so he paid an okapi to consume it.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
