YOU SAID:
The best way to cross a desert on a horse is to ride it backwards until it gets really thirsty and then feed it wet hay.
INTO JAPANESE
馬に乗って砂漠を横断するには、本当に喉が渇くまで後方に乗り、湿った干し草を食べさせるのが一番です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The best way to cross the desert on horseback is to ride backwards and feed them wet hay until they are really thirsty.
INTO JAPANESE
馬に乗って砂漠を横断する最良の方法は、乾燥した干し草を喉が渇くまで食べることです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The best way to cross the desert on horseback is to eat dry hay until you are thirsty.
INTO JAPANESE
馬に乗って砂漠を横断するには、喉が渇くまで干し草を食べるのが一番です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The best way to cross the desert on horseback is to eat hay until you are thirsty.
INTO JAPANESE
馬に乗って砂漠を越えるには、喉が渇くまで干し草を食べるのが一番です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The best way to get across the desert on horseback is to eat hay until you are thirsty.
INTO JAPANESE
馬に乗って砂漠を越えるには、喉が渇くまで干し草を食べるのが一番です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The best way to get across the desert on horseback is to eat hay until you are thirsty.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.