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The Beginning of the Intelligent Ant Uprising My name is Donny Tamber, and recently the ants in my back yard have been acting up. They’ve been forming colonies, but these are no ordinary colonies, no no no. These are intelligent civilizations, and I am afraid that this spells absolute disaster and the eventual fall of humanity. They have been sharpening little twigs into spears, carving shields out of bark, and forming phalanxes to destroy their enemies. So far the biggest thing that I’m sure they’ve killed is a crow that had been trying to invade their little demon ant kingdom for several weeks. Unfortunately, these ants crave power by nature, and I know that sooner or later they’re going to go after the humans and take over the world. I have- well, I had a dog, but when he went digging into their underground empire on that fateful day, they all jumped on him, stabbing and stabbing away at him. He was just barely hanging in there when the worst happened: the ants wanted more. It looked like he was going to be okay, but then they came back out, and they brought the big guns. They brought little rope things, tied them to his back legs, and dragged him under. I still pray every night that he’s alive, but it's been a while since that all happened, and I’m no vet, but I'm pretty sure dogs can’t survive underground for 3 weeks. Anyway, I’m still determined to stop the ant uprising, and when that military grade rifle I ordered on Wish finally arrives, I think I might be able to take them down. I just hope that I can get to them before they finish building that nuclear reactor, because I don’t think that I can stop them alone if that happens. This may well be the last letter I ever write, but I believe I can stop them in time. Still fighting, Donny.

INTO JAPANESE

インテリジェント・アント・アップリッジの始まり 私の名前はドニー・タンバー最近裏庭のアリが鳴いてる 彼らは植民地を形成してきましたが、これらは普通の植民地ではありません。 これらは知的な文明であり、これは絶対的な災厄と人類の最終的な滅亡を意味しているのではないかと恐れています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The beginnings of the intelligent ant upridge, my name is Donnie Tamber, and the ants in the backyard have been ringing lately, and they have formed colonies, but these are not normal colonies. These are intelligent civilizations, and this is an absolute calamity and the ultimate annihilation of humanity.

INTO JAPANESE

私の名前は ドニー・タンバーです裏庭のアリは最近鳴いています彼らはコロニーを形成していますが通常のコロニーではありません これらは知的な文明ですこれは絶対的な災厄であり人類の究極的な滅亡です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My name is This is Donnie Tamber, and the ants in the backyard have been singing lately. They're forming colonies, but they're not regular colonies. These are intelligent civilizations. This is an absolute disaster, the ultimate destruction of humanity.

INTO JAPANESE

私の名前は ドニー・タンバー裏庭のアリが最近歌っている 彼らはコロニーを形成していますが、通常のコロニーではありません。 これらは知的な文明ですこれは絶対的な災害であり人類の究極的な破壊です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My name is The ants in Donnie Tamber's backyard have been singing lately, and they're forming a colony, but it's not a regular colony. These are intelligent civilizations, and this is an absolute disaster, the ultimate destruction of humanity.

INTO JAPANESE

私の名前は ドニー・タンバーの裏庭のアリが最近歌っていて、彼らはコロニーを形成していますが、通常のコロニーではありません。 これらは知的な文明ですこれは絶対的な災害であり人類の究極的な破壊です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My name is The ants in Donnie Tamber's backyard have been singing lately and they are forming colonies, but they are not regular colonies. These are intelligent civilizations, and this is an absolute disaster, the ultimate destruction of humanity.

INTO JAPANESE

私の名前は ドニー・タンバーの裏庭のアリが最近歌っていて、彼らはコロニーを形成していますが、彼らは通常のコロニーではありません。 これらは知的な文明ですこれは絶対的な災害であり人類の究極的な破壊です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My name is The ants in Donnie Tamber's backyard have been singing lately and they are forming colonies, but they are not regular colonies. These are intelligent civilizations, and this is an absolute disaster, the ultimate destruction of humanity.