YOU SAID:
the bane of my life is my mother and sausages
INTO JAPANESE
私の人生の悩みの種は私の母とソーセージです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The troubles of my life are my mother and sausages
INTO JAPANESE
私の人生の悩みは私の母とソーセージです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The troubles of my life are my mother and sausages
You should move to Japan!