YOU SAID:
the bald eagle flies at midnight my dude
INTO JAPANESE
白頭ワシは私のおい真夜中に飛ぶ。
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The bald eagle is my dude flies in the middle of the night.
INTO JAPANESE
白頭ワシは、夜の真ん中に私のおいのハエです。
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The bald eagle is in the middle of the night is a fly in my dude.
INTO JAPANESE
ハクトウワシの真ん中には夜は私のおいのフライ。
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Night in the middle of the Bald Eagle's fly my dude.
INTO JAPANESE
白頭ワシの途中で夜は私のおいをフライします。
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In the middle of the bald eagles fly at night my dude.
INTO JAPANESE
白頭ワシの真ん中に私のおいは夜に飛ぶ。
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In the middle of the bald eagles fly at night is my dude.
INTO JAPANESE
白頭ワシの途中で夜のフライは私の男です。
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In the middle of the bald eagles fly at night is my man.
INTO JAPANESE
白頭ワシの途中で夜のフライは私の男です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In the middle of the bald eagles fly at night is my man.
You should move to Japan!