YOU SAID:
The baker baked bacon to crispy perfection
INTO JAPANESE
カリッ ベーコンを焼きパン
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Crispy Bacon, grilled bread
INTO JAPANESE
カリカリに焼いたベーコン、焼きパン
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Crispy Bacon, grilled bread
That didn't even make that much sense in English.