YOU SAID:
The bacon's been burnt to a crisp, my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
INTO JAPANESE
ベーコンがカリカリに焼けて、私の失望は計り知れず、私の一日は台無しです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The bacon is crispy, my disappointment is immense and my day is ruined.
INTO JAPANESE
ベーコンはカリカリで、私の失望は計り知れず、私の一日は台無しです.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The bacon is crispy, my disappointment is immense and my day is ruined.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.