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The Babel Fish is small, yellow and leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy not from its carrier, but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix formed by combining the conscious thought frequencies with nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain which has supplied them. The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language. The speech patterns you actually hear decode the brainwave matrix which has been fed into your mind by your Babel fish. The Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different races and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation.
INTO JAPANESE
バベル魚は小さく、黄色、蛭のようなおよび宇宙でおそらく奇妙なこと。これは、そのキャリアが周囲の人から脳波エネルギーにフィードします。それとそれ自身を養うためにこの脳波エネルギーからすべての無意識の精神的な周波数を吸収します。それは、そのキャリアの心にコンビでテレパシー マトリクスを排泄します。
You should move to Japan!