YOU SAID:
The axe became my parent, and then police removed my lunch from the axe, put me inside of the axe, and then put it into Tanner's principal's locker
INTO JAPANESE
斧は私の親になり、警察は斧から私の昼食を取り除き、斧の中に私を入れて、そしてタナーの校長のロッカーに入れた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The axe became my parent and the police removed my lunch from the axe, put me inside the axe and put it in tanner's principal's locker
INTO JAPANESE
斧は私の親になり、警察は斧から私の昼食を取り除き、私を斧の中に入れて、タナーの校長のロッカーに入れました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The axe became my parent and the police removed my lunch from the axe, put me inside the axe and put it in tanner's principal's locker
That didn't even make that much sense in English.