YOU SAID:
the arsonist has oddly shaped feet
INTO JAPANESE
放火犯はフィートを奇岩します。
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Arsonists make rocks in their feet.
INTO JAPANESE
放火は、自分の足で岩を作る。
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Firebug makes rock at his feet.
INTO JAPANESE
ファイヤーバグは足元の岩を作る。
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Firebug makes the rocks underfoot.
INTO JAPANESE
火かぶりは、岩を足元に近づける。
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Fire or Buri is closer to rock.
INTO JAPANESE
火事やブリは岩に近いです。
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Fire and Brianna are close to the rocks.
INTO JAPANESE
火とBriannaは岩の近くです。
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Fire and Brianna are near the rocks.
INTO JAPANESE
火とブリアナが岩の近くです。
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Fire and Brianna are near the rocks.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.