YOU SAID:
the arsonist has oddly-shaped feet
INTO JAPANESE
放火犯は奇妙な形の足を持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Arson has strangely shaped feet
INTO JAPANESE
放火は奇妙な形の足を持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Arson has strangely shaped feet
That didn't even make that much sense in English.