YOU SAID:
The anxious dog jumped over the mushroom filled log and ate the right side of a wall. He was beat up by a farmer marred cow. Moo.
INTO JAPANESE
気になる犬がきのこでいっぱいの丸太を飛び越えて壁の右側を食べました。彼は農夫の傷ついた牛に殴られました。ムー。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The dog I was interested in jumped over a log full of mushrooms and ate the right side of the wall. He was beaten by a farmer's injured cow. Mu.
INTO JAPANESE
興味のある犬がきのこだらけの丸太を飛び越えて壁の右側を食べました。彼は農夫の負傷した牛に殴打された。ムー。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
An interested dog jumped over a log full of mushrooms and ate on the right side of the wall. He was beaten by a farmer's injured cow. Mu.
INTO JAPANESE
興味のある犬がきのこでいっぱいの丸太を飛び越えて、壁の右側で食べました。彼は農夫の負傷した牛に殴打された。ムー。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
An interested dog jumped over a mushroom-filled log and ate on the right side of the wall. He was beaten by a farmer's injured cow. Mu.
INTO JAPANESE
興味のある犬がきのこでいっぱいの丸太を飛び越えて、壁の右側で食べました。彼は農夫の負傷した牛に殴打された。ムー。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
An interested dog jumped over a mushroom-filled log and ate on the right side of the wall. He was beaten by a farmer's injured cow. Mu.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.