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The animal I really dig Above all others is the pig. Pigs are noble. Pigs are clever, Pigs are corteous. However, Now and then, to break this rule, One meets a pig who is a fool. What, for example, would you say If strolling through the woods one day, Right there in front of you you saw A pig who'd built his house of STRAW? The Wolf who saw it licked his lips, And said, ``That pig has had his chips.'' ``Little pig, little pig, let me come in!'' ``No, no, by the hairs on my chinny-chin-chin!'' ``Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in!'' The little pig began to pray, But Wolfie blew his house away. He shouted, ``Bacon, pork and ham! Oh, what a lucky Wolf I am!'' And though he ate the pig quite fast, He carefully kept the tail till last. Wolf wandered on, a trifle bloated. Surprise, surprise, for soon he noted Another little house for pigs, And this one had been built of TWIGS! ``Little pig, little pig, let me come in!'' ``No, no, by the hairs on my chinny-chin-chin!'' ``Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in!'' The Wolf said, ``Okay, here we go!'' He then began to blow and blow. The little pig began to sqeal. He cried, ``Oh Wolf, you've had one meal! Why can't we talk and make a deal? The Wolf replied, ``Not on your nelly!'' And soon the pig was in his belly. ``Two juicy little pigs!'' Wolf cried, ``But still I'm not quite satisfied! I know how full my tummy's bulging, But oh, how I adore indulging.'' So creeping quietly as a mouse, The Wolf approached another house, A house which also had inside A little piggy trying to hide. But this one, Piggy Number Three, Was bright and brainy as could be. No straw for him, no twigs or sticks. This pig had built his house of BRICKS. ``You'll not get me!'' the Piggy cried. ``I'll blow you down!'' the Wolf replied. ``You'll need,'' Pig said, ``a lot of puff, And I don't think you've got enough.'' Wolf huffed and puffed and blew and blew. The house stayed up as good as new. ``If I can't blow it down,'' Wolf said, I'll have to blow it up instead. I'll come back in the dead of night And blow it up with dynamite!'' Pig cried, ``You brute! I might have known!'' Then, picking up the telephone, He dialed as quickly as he could The number of red Riding Hood. ``Hello,'' she said. ``Who's speaking? Who? Oh, hello, Piggy, how d'you do?'' Pig cried, ``I need your help, Miss Hood! Oh help me, please! D'you think you could?'' ``I'll try of course,'' Miss Hood replied. ``What's on your mind...?'' ``A Wolf!'' Pig cried. ``I know you've dealt with wolves before, And now I've got one at my door!'' ``My darling Pig,'' she said, ``my sweet, That's something really up my street. I've just begun to wash my hair. But when it's dry, I'll be right there.'' A short while later, through the wood, Came striding brave Miss Riding Hood. The Wolf stood there, his eyes ablaze And yellowish, like mayonnaise. His teeth were sharp, his gums were raw, And spit was dripping from his jaw. Once more the maiden's eyelid flickers. She draws the pistol from her knickers. Once more she hits the vital spot, And kills him with a single shot. Pig, peeping through the window, stood And yelled, ``Well done, Miss Riding Hood!'' Ah, Piglet, you must never trust Young ladies from the upper crust. For now, Miss Riding Hood, one notes, Not only has two wolfskin coats, But when she goes from place to place She has a PIGSKIN TRAVELLING CASE.

INTO JAPANESE

私が本当に掘る動物他のすべての動物は豚です。豚は高貴です。豚は賢い、豚は皮質です。しかし、今、そしてこのルールを破るために、ひとりは愚かな豚と出会う。ある日、森を歩いていると、STRAWの家を建てた豚があなたの目の前にいましたか?それを見たウルフは舐める

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All animals that I truly dig. Are pigs. Pigs are noble. Pigs are smart, pigs are cortical. But now, and in order to break this rule, one encounters a foolish pig. One day, walking through the forest, did the pig that built the house of STRAW be in front of you? I saw it.

INTO JAPANESE

私が本当に掘るすべての動物。豚よ。豚は高貴です。豚はスマートで、豚は皮質です。しかし今、この規則を破るために、愚かな豚に遭遇します。ある日、森を歩いて、STRAWの家を建てた豚があなたの前にいるのですか?私はそれを見た。

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All animals that I truly dig. A pig. Pigs are noble. Pigs are smart and pigs are cortical. But now, in order to break this rule, I encounter stupid pigs. One day, a pig walking in the forest and building a house of STRAW is in front of you? I saw it.

INTO JAPANESE

私が本当に掘るすべての動物。豚。豚は高貴です。豚は頭が良く、豚は皮質です。しかし、今、このルールを破るために、私は愚かな豚に遭遇する。ある日、森の中を歩いてSTRAWの家を建てている豚があなたの前にありますか?私はそれを見た。

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All animals that I truly dig. Pig. Pigs are noble. Pigs are smart and pigs are cortical. But now, in order to break this rule, I encounter silly pigs. One day, there are pigs walking in the woods and building the house of STRAW in front of you? I saw it.

INTO JAPANESE

私は本当に掘るすべての動物。豚。豚が高貴です。豚はスマートであり、豚が皮質。しかし、今、このルールを破るために、私は愚かな豚を発生します。ある日、豚森を歩いて、あなたの前にわらの家を建てるがありますか。私はそれを見た。

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I really dig all animals. Pig. A pig is noble. Pigs are smart, pigs are cortical. But now, in order to break this rule, I will generate stupid pigs. One day, will you walk a pig forest and build a straw house in front of you? I saw it.

INTO JAPANESE

私は本当にすべての動物を掘る。豚。豚は高貴です。豚はスマートで、豚は皮質です。しかし、今、このルールを破るために、私は愚かな豚を生成します。ある日、あなたは豚の森を歩き、あなたの前にストローの家を建てますか?私はそれを見た。

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I really dig all animals. Pig. Pigs are noble. Pigs are smart and pigs are cortical. But now, in order to break this rule, I will produce stupid pigs. One day, will you walk in a pig forest and build a straw house in front of you? I saw it.

INTO JAPANESE

私は本当にすべての動物を掘る。豚。豚は高貴です。豚は頭が良く、豚は皮質です。しかし、今、このルールを破るために、私は愚かな豚を生産するでしょう。ある日、あなたは豚の森の中を歩き、あなたの前にストローの家を建てますか?私はそれを見た。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I really dig all animals. Pig. Pigs are noble. Pigs are smart and pigs are cortical. But now, in order to break this rule, I will produce stupid pigs. One day, will you walk in a pig forest and build a straw house in front of you? I saw it.

Equilibrium found!

Well done, yes, well done!

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