YOU SAID:
thats not how the cookie crumbles
INTO JAPANESE
それはクッキーが崩れる方法ではありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
That's not how cookies crumble
INTO JAPANESE
そんなことでクッキーが崩れるわけないよ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The cookie won't crumble like that
INTO JAPANESE
クッキーはそんなに崩れないよ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cookies don't crumble like that
INTO JAPANESE
クッキーはそんな崩れないよ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cookies don't crumble like that
That didn't even make that much sense in English.