YOU SAID:

thats kind of suspicious you fool i eat pizza now using fork

INTO JAPANESE

それはあなたがばかだと思うようなものです私は今フォークを使ってピザを食べます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It's like you think you're an idiot I now eat pizza with a fork

INTO JAPANESE

まるでバカだと思っているようです今はフォークでピザを食べています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I think I'm stupid now I'm eating pizza with a fork

INTO JAPANESE

今はバカだと思いますフォークでピザを食べています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I think I'm stupid now I'm eating pizza with a fork