YOU SAID:
That weird pig stubbed my pinky toe and my big toe I don’t know how that’s possible lol
INTO JAPANESE
あの変な豚が私の足の小指と足の親指を打ちました どうしてそんなことが可能なのか分かりません(笑)
BACK INTO ENGLISH
That weird pig hit my little toe and big toe. I don't understand how that's possible.
INTO JAPANESE
その変な豚が私の足の小指と親指を打ちました。どうしてそんなことが可能なのか理解できません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
That strange pig hit my little toe and big toe. I don't understand how this is possible.
INTO JAPANESE
その奇妙な豚が私の足の小指と親指を打ちました。どうしてそんなことが可能なのか理解できません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
That strange pig hit my little toe and big toe. I don't understand how this is possible.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.