YOU SAID:

THAT USELESS PEA-SHOOTER WON'T WORK ON ME, DARLING.

INTO JAPANESE

役に立たない武器が私に働かない、ダーリン。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Useless weapons do not work for me, darling.

INTO JAPANESE

私にとっては、役に立たない武器が働かないの最愛の人。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The weapon useless to me does not work of a loved one.

INTO JAPANESE

愛する人の私に役に立たない武器が動作しません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Weapon useless to those who love me will not work.

INTO JAPANESE

私を愛する人に役に立たない武器は動作しません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Weapon useless to those who love me will not work.