YOU SAID:
That stuff is really cool like i don't even know how to describe it to my boyfriend. Oh wait. He doesn't exist.
INTO JAPANESE
私のボーイフレンドにそれを説明する方法さえ知らないので、そのものは本当にクールです。えっ、ちょっと待って。彼は存在しません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's really cool because I don't even know how to explain it to my boyfriend. Eh, wait a minute. He does not exist.
INTO JAPANESE
私のボーイフレンドにそれを説明する方法さえ知らないので、それは本当にクールです。え、ちょっと待って。彼は存在しません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's really cool because I don't even know how to explain it to my boyfriend. Eh, wait a minute. He does not exist.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.