YOU SAID:

That raunchy douche bag is so dank and ugly that the moment I laid eyes on her, I thought I would barf all my guts out of my esophagus

INTO JAPANESE

あの不潔な潅水バッグはとてもくすんでいて醜いので、私が彼女に目を向けた瞬間、私は食道からすべての腸をはじくと思いました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

That filthy irrigation bag is so dull and ugly that the moment I turned to her, I thought I would repel all the intestines from the esophagus.

INTO JAPANESE

その汚い灌漑バッグはとても鈍くて醜いので、私が彼女の方を向いた瞬間、私は食道からすべての腸をはじくと思いました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The dirty irrigation bag is so dull and ugly that the moment I turned to her, I thought I would repel all the intestines from the esophagus.

INTO JAPANESE

汚れた灌注バッグはくすんでいて醜いので、彼女の方を向いた瞬間、食道からすべての腸をはじくと思いました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The dirty irrigation bag was dull and ugly, so the moment I turned to her, I thought I would repel all the intestines from the esophagus.

INTO JAPANESE

汚れた灌漑バッグはくすんでいて醜いので、彼女の方を向いた瞬間、食道からすべての腸をはじくと思いました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The dirty irrigation bag was dull and ugly, so the moment I turned to her, I thought I would repel all the intestines from the esophagus.