YOU SAID:

That raunchy douche bag is so dank and ugly that the moment laid eyes in her, I thought I would barf all my guts out of my esophagus

INTO JAPANESE

あの不潔な潅水バッグはとてもくすんでいて醜いので、その瞬間が彼女に目を向けたので、私は食道からすべての腸をバーフするだろうと思いました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

That filthy irrigation bag was so dull and ugly that the moment turned to her and I thought I would barf all the intestines from the esophagus

INTO JAPANESE

その汚い灌漑バッグはとても鈍くて醜いので、その瞬間が彼女に向けられ、私は食道からすべての腸をバーフするだろうと思いました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

That dirty irrigation bag is so dull and ugly that the moment was directed at her and I thought I would barf all the intestines from the esophagus

INTO JAPANESE

その汚れた灌漑バッグはとても鈍くて醜いので、その瞬間は彼女に向けられ、私は食道からすべての腸をバーフするだろうと思いました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The dirty irrigation bag was so dull and ugly that the moment was aimed at her and I thought I would barf all the intestines from the esophagus

INTO JAPANESE

汚れた灌漑バッグはとても鈍くて醜いので、その瞬間は彼女に向けられ、私は食道からすべての腸をバーフするだろうと思いました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The dirty irrigation bag is so dull and ugly that the moment was directed at her and I thought I would barf all the intestines from the esophagus

INTO JAPANESE

汚れた灌漑バッグはとても鈍くて醜いので、その瞬間は彼女に向けられ、私は食道からすべての腸をバーフするだろうと思いました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The dirty irrigation bag is so dull and ugly that the moment was directed at her and I thought I would barf all the intestines from the esophagus