YOU SAID:
THAT'S MY WIFE! (PUNCHES MAN)
INTO JAPANESE
それは私の妻です! (パンチマン)
BACK INTO ENGLISH
That's my wife! (Punchman)
INTO JAPANESE
私の妻である!(Punchman)
BACK INTO ENGLISH
That's my wife! (Punchman)
That didn't even make that much sense in English.