YOU SAID:
That man right there went to go to home depot then that girl over there went to target and then the target blew up and so then the man was like bam and then therewas police
INTO JAPANESE
あの男はホームデポへ行き、あの女の子はターゲットへ行き、ターゲットが爆発した。それで男はバタンと閉まって、警察が来た。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The guy went to Home Depot, the girl went to Target, Target blew up, and the guy slammed and the police came.
INTO JAPANESE
男はホームデポへ行き、女はターゲットへ行き、ターゲットが爆発し、男がドアを閉めたら警察が来た。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The guy went to Home Depot, the girl went to Target, Target blew up, the guy closed the door and the police came.
INTO JAPANESE
男はホームデポへ行き、女はターゲットへ行き、ターゲットが爆発し、男はドアを閉め、警察が来た。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The guy went to Home Depot, the girl went to Target, Target exploded, the guy slammed the door, the police came.
INTO JAPANESE
男はホームデポへ行き、女はターゲットへ行き、ターゲットが爆発し、男はドアをバタンと閉め、警察が来た。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The guy went to Home Depot, the girl went to Target, Target exploded, the guy slammed the door, the police came.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.