YOU SAID:
that man over there has a funny hat that i think looks stupid on him
INTO JAPANESE
あそこの男は変な帽子をかぶってる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The man over there is wearing a funny hat
INTO JAPANESE
あそこの男は面白い帽子をかぶっています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The man over there is wearing a funny hat
That's deep, man.