YOU SAID:
That man has armpit hair! You should poke him!
INTO JAPANESE
その男は脇毛を持っています!あなたは彼を突く必要があります!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The guy has armpit hair! You have to poke him!
INTO JAPANESE
男は脇毛を持っています!あなたは彼を突く必要があります!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The guy has armpit hair! You have to poke him!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.