YOU SAID:
That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat’s face!
INTO JAPANESE
クールな猫の顔蹴った砂の子供を!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The child kicked the cool cats face sand!
INTO JAPANESE
子は、クールな猫顔の砂を蹴った!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The child kicked the cool cats face sand!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.