YOU SAID:

That's just the way the cookie crumbles sometimes, is what I would have said if it wasn't for the existence of a rather significant amount of incompetent people wearing velvet jackets

INTO JAPANESE

それはクッキーが時々崩れる方法です、それはベルベットのジャケットを着た無能な人々のかなりかなりの量の存在がなければ、私が言ったであろうことです

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That's how cookies sometimes crumble, that's what I would have said if it hadn't been for quite a significant amount of incompetent people wearing velvet jackets

INTO JAPANESE

それはクッキーが時々崩れる方法です、それはベルベットのジャケットを着た無能な人々のかなりの量がなかったら、私は言っただろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

That's how cookies sometimes crumble, I would have said if it hadn't been for a fair amount of incompetent people wearing velvet jackets

INTO JAPANESE

それはクッキーが時々崩れる方法です、私はそれがベルベットのジャケットを着た無能な人々のかなりの量がなかったら言っただろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

That's how cookies sometimes crumble, I would have said if it hadn't been for a fair amount of incompetent people wearing velvet jackets